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Title: Two questions
Post by: Eternal Seeker on March 09, 2011, 06:25:45 AM

How many ladies would wear the CString? How many are glad they don't make them for men?   https://www.cstringdirect.com/product.php

peace,
ES
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Fox on March 09, 2011, 06:44:44 AM
And how many think the person that created those was on drugs?  What exactly is the point besides to make me want to hurl?  :whistle:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: BronwynWolf on March 09, 2011, 08:18:56 AM
And how many think the person that created those was on drugs?  What exactly is the point besides to make me want to hurl?  :whistle:
:yeahthat:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Eternal Seeker on March 09, 2011, 09:29:24 AM

I think I figured out how they were created: some boutique accidentally ordered too many springy hair clips; stuck with them, they started brainstorming on what they could do with them. As it comes from France, wine probably started flowing; five bottles and much sillyness later, somebody passed out, and the others started putting clips all over him or her, and... being French, after all, it wasn't the silliest faqshion trend they'd ever heard of...

None of which explains this, however: http://www.hoodthong.com/

peace,
ES
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Crystal Dragon on March 09, 2011, 09:31:30 AM
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: dragonspring on March 09, 2011, 09:33:37 AM
How do you find these things ES?   :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Tirya on March 09, 2011, 09:39:50 AM
My guess is that it's a workaround against the "no totally nude strippers" laws. "Their lower parts are covered, so it's legal"...
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: earthmuffin on March 09, 2011, 09:46:55 AM
OK, the first one is just  :rolleye: (looks really comfortable) but the hoodthong made me  :spew:. It must be from the makers of the mankini http://www.amazon.com/Borat-Mankini-Swimsuit-Costume-Suspender/dp/B000UGJSRU. You too can join the fashion trend, ES!
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Fox on March 09, 2011, 09:55:47 AM
You know, I'd want to hide my face if I wore something like that, so I get the hoodie part.  :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Eternal Seeker on March 09, 2011, 10:07:47 AM

That's ourt secret plan for victory in Afghanistan- they're going to drop me into the Pastun mountains wearing a Mankini; then, as the Taliban are all gouging their eyes out with sporks, theGreen Berets drop in to mop up. For their safety, my mankini and their goggles will be in those colors they use for 3-D movies, so they won't be able to see me until I dress.

peace,
ES
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Fox on March 09, 2011, 10:12:19 AM
 :laughfit:  I think I could help with that mission!
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Eternal Seeker on March 09, 2011, 10:44:45 AM

What, you'd wear a Mankini???

peace,
ES
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Fox on March 09, 2011, 10:51:49 AM
 :rotflmao:  I'd probably have the same effect just wearing a regular bikini!
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: dragonspring on March 09, 2011, 12:01:00 PM

That's ourt secret plan for victory in Afghanistan- they're going to drop me into the Pastun mountains wearing a Mankini; then, as the Taliban are all gouging their eyes out with sporks, theGreen Berets drop in to mop up. For their safety, my mankini and their goggles will be in those colors they use for 3-D movies, so they won't be able to see me until I dress.

peace,
ES


 :spew: :spew:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Crystal Dragon on March 10, 2011, 01:12:26 AM
 :rotflmao:

You are too much ES!
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Wolfsrain on March 12, 2011, 02:13:07 AM
ES, I think you're secretly trying to kill of us off with internal tears and bleeding. That was the longest, and the most painfullest laugh I've had in a months time.  :laughexplode:

I'm not even sure what to say about any of it. The CString kinda looks like a cup...it really looks awkward...it's like they're keeping fancy schmancy pads clenched between their legs...
The hood thong... oh man. I kinda feel like I need to buy it to go jogging at 5am... it's so, oh man. I mean I don't know how I ever lived my life not knowing that existed. It looks so warm!  :D


OH MY. Did anyone click the link for Hood Thongs?

"Hood Thongs are coming to a head and lap near you!"
It's official. I've died twice tonight.
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Eternal Seeker on March 12, 2011, 08:32:20 AM

You don't have to clench the CString- it's spring loaded, like those bracelets you slap against your arm and they wrap around you. It's more like a C-clamp. I'm suddenly wondering what TSA would make of it.

I actually had a dream about the Hoodthong. There was a procession of Gregorian Monks chanting "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica, and they suddenly flung their arms wide, and it turned out the monk's robes were really just capes over a Hoodthong... it got weird from there.

peace,
ES
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: earthmuffin on March 12, 2011, 10:22:29 AM
 :laughfit:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Fox on March 12, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
THAT wasn't weird enough?!  :laughfit:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Crystal Dragon on March 12, 2011, 12:00:20 PM
 :rotflmao:
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: Wolfsrain on March 12, 2011, 04:46:23 PM
 :laughfit:

Great I'm now imagining CStrings being slapped on. And the monks aren't helping.
Title: Re: Two questions
Post by: dragonspring on March 12, 2011, 06:05:44 PM
 :laughfit: