http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopEChristmas, Christmas time is here
And Christmas songs you love to hear
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer
But mostly shopping, shopping, SHOPPING!
Christmas, Christmas time is here
The sleigh bells and the red-nosed deer
Songs and songs we love to hear
All played a thousand times each year
Heard this same song twenty times
And it's only Halloween
It's not even cold outside...
Christmas, Christmas time is here
And Christmas songs you love to hear
Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer
But mostly shopping, shopping, SHOPPING!
Christmas season
Starting sooner every year
It's October
Stores with plastic Christmas trees
Ransack the malls
Shop until you lose your mind
Spike the eggnog
Sit back and watch Rudolph, Frosty, Tiny Tim, or Scrooge, the Grinch, or Charlie Brown
It's time!!
It's time to do the Christmas Can Can
If you can't can't dance well that's okay
(Not going to do the kickline!)
All you need is a tree, some lights
About a thousand presents, wrap them up and pray for snow
(Ho...)
Run to your closet, find your Christmas sweater
Screaming carols all the way
(FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
Maine all the way to California
It's the Christmas Can Can - Halloween to Christmas Day
It's the most wonderful time of year
We're running mad with Christmas cheer...
Hey, what's troubling you, my friend?
It's not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish!Not fair if you're Jewish, Jewish?
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made it out of clay
You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday!(Oy!)
Hey, he's right, who made these laws?
Look, wait - here comes Santa Claus!
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, Santa Claus
Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa!
Guys? Guys!!Hey, Santa do the can can
Help him if you can, can - join in the parade
I'm going to go buy some Chinese food...All you need is a tree, some lights
About a thousand presents, wrap them up and pray for snow
(HO!)
Run to your closet, find your Christmas sweater
Screaming carols all the way
(FA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!)
Prance all the way to Indiana
It's the Christmas Can Can, that's the end!
Wait for our ending - we should share this holiday!
Hava nagila, Happy Hannukah to you!
A Happy Hannukah to you!
A Happy Hannukah to you!
A Merry Christmas, Hannukah,
And also Kwanzaa...
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and Merry Kwanzaa too!