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General Topics => General Chat => Topic started by: Eternal Seeker on March 09, 2011, 06:25:45 AM
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How many ladies would wear the CString? How many are glad they don't make them for men? https://www.cstringdirect.com/product.php
peace,
ES
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And how many think the person that created those was on drugs? What exactly is the point besides to make me want to hurl? :whistle:
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And how many think the person that created those was on drugs? What exactly is the point besides to make me want to hurl? :whistle:
:yeahthat:
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I think I figured out how they were created: some boutique accidentally ordered too many springy hair clips; stuck with them, they started brainstorming on what they could do with them. As it comes from France, wine probably started flowing; five bottles and much sillyness later, somebody passed out, and the others started putting clips all over him or her, and... being French, after all, it wasn't the silliest faqshion trend they'd ever heard of...
None of which explains this, however: http://www.hoodthong.com/
peace,
ES
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:rotflmao:
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How do you find these things ES? :rotflmao:
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My guess is that it's a workaround against the "no totally nude strippers" laws. "Their lower parts are covered, so it's legal"...
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OK, the first one is just :rolleye: (looks really comfortable) but the hoodthong made me :spew:. It must be from the makers of the mankini http://www.amazon.com/Borat-Mankini-Swimsuit-Costume-Suspender/dp/B000UGJSRU. You too can join the fashion trend, ES!
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You know, I'd want to hide my face if I wore something like that, so I get the hoodie part. :rotflmao:
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That's ourt secret plan for victory in Afghanistan- they're going to drop me into the Pastun mountains wearing a Mankini; then, as the Taliban are all gouging their eyes out with sporks, theGreen Berets drop in to mop up. For their safety, my mankini and their goggles will be in those colors they use for 3-D movies, so they won't be able to see me until I dress.
peace,
ES
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:laughfit: I think I could help with that mission!
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What, you'd wear a Mankini???
peace,
ES
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:rotflmao: I'd probably have the same effect just wearing a regular bikini!
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That's ourt secret plan for victory in Afghanistan- they're going to drop me into the Pastun mountains wearing a Mankini; then, as the Taliban are all gouging their eyes out with sporks, theGreen Berets drop in to mop up. For their safety, my mankini and their goggles will be in those colors they use for 3-D movies, so they won't be able to see me until I dress.
peace,
ES
:spew: :spew:
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:rotflmao:
You are too much ES!
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ES, I think you're secretly trying to kill of us off with internal tears and bleeding. That was the longest, and the most painfullest laugh I've had in a months time. :laughexplode:
I'm not even sure what to say about any of it. The CString kinda looks like a cup...it really looks awkward...it's like they're keeping fancy schmancy pads clenched between their legs...
The hood thong... oh man. I kinda feel like I need to buy it to go jogging at 5am... it's so, oh man. I mean I don't know how I ever lived my life not knowing that existed. It looks so warm! :D
OH MY. Did anyone click the link for Hood Thongs?
"Hood Thongs are coming to a head and lap near you!"
It's official. I've died twice tonight.
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You don't have to clench the CString- it's spring loaded, like those bracelets you slap against your arm and they wrap around you. It's more like a C-clamp. I'm suddenly wondering what TSA would make of it.
I actually had a dream about the Hoodthong. There was a procession of Gregorian Monks chanting "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica, and they suddenly flung their arms wide, and it turned out the monk's robes were really just capes over a Hoodthong... it got weird from there.
peace,
ES
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:laughfit:
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THAT wasn't weird enough?! :laughfit:
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:rotflmao:
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:laughfit:
Great I'm now imagining CStrings being slapped on. And the monks aren't helping.
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:laughfit: