ES, I think you're secretly trying to kill of us off with internal tears and bleeding. That was the longest, and the most painfullest laugh I've had in a months time.
I'm not even sure what to say about any of it. The CString kinda looks like a cup...it really looks awkward...it's like they're keeping fancy schmancy pads clenched between their legs...
The hood thong... oh man. I kinda feel like I need to buy it to go jogging at 5am... it's so, oh man. I mean I don't know how I ever lived my life not knowing that existed. It looks so warm!
OH MY. Did anyone click the link for Hood Thongs?
"Hood Thongs are coming to a head and lap near you!"
It's official. I've died twice tonight.