Don't you have a gate or am I once again totally confused?
I do, but the birds crap all over it.
Get a 4 x 4 post and erect it next to the driveway somewhere.
Not an option unless I were to put it next to the sidewalk which isn't doable if I want to be able to get my truck in the driveway when the morons visiting the neighbors park too close.
I actually planned to put it up on the door to my room ... but I ended up putting a really neat hanging there instead.