I'm more of a fan of the Robert Asprin quotes. He had amusing ones at the beginning of each chapter in the "Myth" series. Things like...
"In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head" - M. Antoinette.
“Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer”
“Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn”
“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”
“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”
“There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon."- G. Gygax”
And many, MANY more.